Today's stats: What to wear for a disco night?

Everybody always wants to look really fashionable and good-looking when you go to the disco.
Well, I admit it's not so easy as it seems: you risk looking too flashy or too subdued, someone might think "Is she just woken up? " Yes, they will!
How can you impress people without falling in ridicule, or worse, in sloppiness?
You have just to follow some easy advice:

1. Don't overdose with the height of the heels, you' d look like a prostitute! ;
2. Don't make up with more than three colours: you could appear as a rainbow- leg- girl! ;
3. Choose something easy to wear, don't wear too many paillettes or weird prints;
4. Don't ever wear flesh- colored collants, rather a pair of not- covering black stockings;
5. Be original ( but not strange) , don't wear something you don't like just because your friends wear it!

Finish! Easy, isn't it? Here's something I would wear to go to the disco!